Celebrating a decade of profane, loving, and deeply cathartic children's books for adults, the entire Go the Fuck to Sleep trilogy is finally available in a collectors'-edition boxed set--including a bonus humorous sticker
Critical praise for Go the Fuck to Sleep
A New York Times, Amazon.com, Wall Street Journal, and Publishers Weekly number one best seller.
One of Reader's Digest's 25 Funniest Books of All Time
"A new Bible for weary parents." --New York Times
"Incredibly appealing." --NPR
Ten years ago, Adam Mansbach crystallized the secret agony of parents the world over with one simple phrase: Go the Fuck to Sleep. In verses that perfectly capture the familiar tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night, the book opened up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity . . . and the message only resonated louder when Samuel L. Jackson, the bard of the F-word, read the audiobook.
You Have to Fucking Eat expanded the conversation to include parenthood's other universal frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal, with Bryan Cranston voicing the audiobook . . . and because life moves pretty fast, Fuck, Now There Are Two of You soon became necessary, to address the fact that two is, somehow, a million more kids than one--with Larry David doing the audiobook honors.
And now, to celebrate a decade of profane, loving, and deeply cathartic children's books for adults, the entire trilogy is finally available in a collectors'-edition boxed set--with a bonus sticker included--perfect for gifting at a baby shower or using to knock yourself unconscious. As always . . . you probably should not read these books to a child.
Автор: Johnson Elsa Название: The Fuck Journal: Let it out! 3 minutes FUCKING journal ISBN: 1914157044 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781914157042 Издательство: Неизвестно Рейтинг: Цена: 18380.00 T Наличие на складе: Нет в наличии. Описание:
When life goes wrong, when your boss makes you angry, when everything is not going as you like, write
Write on this diary who would you like to go screw or kick ass, Elsa Johnson with irony can turns your shitty days into shiny days.
You can change your life with an effective revenge journal every day step towards freedom, towards positive thoughts.
Write what you would like to say face to face but you can't.
Автор: Griffin Simon Название: Fucking Good Manners ISBN: 1785785516 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781785785511 Издательство: TBS/GBS Рейтинг: Цена: 14510.00 T Наличие на складе: Невозможна поставка. Описание: The author of FuckingApostrophes takes on another of life`s biggest irritations.
Автор: Walter Ava Название: Fuck off: Words and Insults to Color & Relax ISBN: 1741008859 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781741008852 Издательство: Неизвестно Рейтинг: Цена: 8270.00 T Наличие на складе: Нет в наличии. Описание:
This beautiful coloring book features creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life.
Автор: Sweary Wicked Название: What the Fuck is my Password ISBN: 1650237634 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781650237633 Издательство: Неизвестно Цена: 9190.00 T Наличие на складе: Есть у поставщика Поставка под заказ.
Автор: Glass, Becky Название: Fuck it, i`m coloring ISBN: 1787136817 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781787136816 Издательство: Неизвестно Рейтинг: Цена: 11950.00 T Наличие на складе: Невозможна поставка. Описание: The poems and photographs in this book portray not only a state but a state of mind. For several decades, the author traveled the backroads and crossroads of South Carolina, observing and experiencing the thoughts and feelings of its disparate people - at times gracious, sometimes troublesome, occasionally alarming and regretful, always deeply engrained, and never negotiable. In these pages, you will see how love and hate and ignorance and gentility do a strange, awesome dance together, in a place where time and change must wait. Like other states, South Carolina boasts its share of official totems: its state song, state bird, nickname, beverage, fish, pet, and other fond frivolities. But after reading this collection of thoughts and images from times past and present, the reader will realize that every state, like this one, must have clearly adopted schizophrenia as its official condition: "a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior, leading to faulty perceptions and inappropriate actions and feelings." That`s the kind of condition that only a volume of poems and accompanying photographs can handle: raw, in depth, stark, and cushioned with affection. This book takes the reader on an intellectual journey of the state of things in years past, beginning in the soft and insouciant foothills of the Upcountry to the preening, portentous politicians, who populate the lake-laden Midlands, and finally to the languid and languorous Lowcountry. If it`s true, as they say, that life is mostly a collection of memories, then this slim volume offers its readers a profundity of historical insight, revelation, and--ultimately--truth.
Автор: Brossi Murphy Linda Название: Fuck Off, Cancer: Cancer Shaken Not Stirred ISBN: 0990921603 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780990921608 Издательство: Неизвестно Цена: 19870.00 T Наличие на складе: Есть у поставщика Поставка под заказ. Описание:
THE BEST BOOK TO HELP YOU GET FROM HERE TO THERE (it is not as long or scary as you think) FOR LITE TO MEDIUM BREAST CANCER A gem for the patient or their support system Will tell you what happens behind closed doors
A breast cancer bestseller Must read for all, because let's face it, the reason we say Fuck Off, Cancer is because it is everywhere and touches every life Rated Number one on Amazon Honest Raw Warning: This book contains gross pictures and scary middle aged pornography (Don't say you haven't been warned ) You will laugh and cry as you learn what happens behind closed doors to your friends or family member with breast cancer. You may think that you are in the know about breast cancer but the truth will shock you This is not just a book about breast cancer it is a book about life and how breast cancer treatments affect every aspect of it. A quick read with candid, straightforward insight to the real deal of breast cancer A definite tool for any person wanting to support someone battling breast cancer or for the newly diagnosed patient to see "behind the curtain" In Fuck Off, Cancer: Cancer Shaken Not Stirred on the Rocks, you will learn that fear can be worse than reality when dealing with breast cancer... Read this book and you will realize that early stage (Lite or medium) breast cancer isn't as bad as you imagine it to be and that you can actually turn this scary diagnosis into a positive Follow the author's journey In Fuck Off, Cancer: Cancer Shaken Not Stirred through HER2+ cancer treatments as she turns this deadly disease into a party at every turn. Watch as Linda makes the most of the situation as she weaves her way through various breast cancer treatments. The book covers the topics that are related to the journey of cancer including the occasionally tumultuous marital relations, questioning religion and why breast cancer happened to "me," how the loss of hair from cancer treatments affected her life, and how relationships with friends and family are altered by this potentially life threatening disease. This book, Fuck Off, Cancer: Cancer Shaken Not Stirred on the Rocks with a Twist, is a very raw, "nothing held back" memoir which lays the facts on the table and contains the pictures to prove it. So grab your libation of choice and sit down for a quick read about making cancer a party Book clubs have found this to be a great source for discussion for a myriad of hot topics. Whether you have breast cancer, had breast cancer, know someone with breast cancer or not this book is a great read The last two pages of the book have discussion questions to get the conversation started Reading this book will help you, your loved ones and friends realize that breast cancer caught early is usually very treatable and is just a diagnosis not a death sentence So let's all say what we want to Fuck Off, Cancer and live life to the fullest Don't let breast cancer slow you down It is just a lump in the road. Warning: This book contains gross pictures and scary middle aged pornography (Don't say you haven't been warned ) Linda's diagnosis was HER2+ Stage 1, Grade 2, ER/PR+ Breast Cancer (according to my husband because I never cared to actually follow along with the gory details) Treatment was 2 lumpectomies, AC, Taxol, Herceptin and a Pertuzumab study, 30 radiation, 3 wigs, lots of fun with family and friends This book, Fuck Off, Cancer: Cancer Shaken Not Stirred on the Rocks with a Twist has very little (actually no) medical jargon and may actually be inaccurate with regards to the medical information it provides... It is about the process of getting through breast cancer with blonde, brunette and redheaded wigs, chemo parties, and much, much more
