Описание: **THE AMAZON #1 MEMOIR, #1 HUMOR AND #1 TRAVEL BESTSELLER**
There comes a time in every mans life when he says to himself, Good grief Im about to be eaten by a bear
24-year-old Englishman Tony James Slater went to Ecuador, determined to become a real man.
It never occurred to him that or die trying might be an option...
The trouble with volunteering in a South American animal refuge is that everything wants a piece of you. And the trouble with being Tony, is that most of them got one.
Just how do you look after something thats trying its damnedest to kill you and eat you?
And how do you find love when you a) dont speak the language, and b) are constantly covered in excrement and entrails?
If only hed had some relevant experience. Other than owning a pet rabbit when he was nine. And if only hed bought some travel insurance...
That Bear Ate My Pants is the incredible TRUE story of one mans struggle to survive in an Ecuadorian animal refuge. Whether losing a machete fight with a tree, picking dead tarantulas out of a tank of live ones or sewing the head back on to a partially decapitated crocodile, Tonys misadventures are ridiculous, unbelievable and always entertaining.
If you love animals, youll adore this hilarious and heart-warming tale of big cats, mischievous monkeys, and the humans that try to rescue them.
Grab your copy of That Bear Ate My Pants today, for an adventure youll never forget.
**That Bear Ate My Pants is the first book in the Adventure Without End series. All these books are stand-alone, and can be read singly or together, in any order**
What readers are saying about That Bear Ate My Pants: ...I laughed so hard I was screaming...
...move over Bill Bryson, theres a new talent on the block...
...Warning, do not read this book in a public place
...witty, delightful, heart-rending, and just all-round enjoyable in every respect.
...I am much more into mysteries and paranormal type stuff, but this has got to be one of the best books I have ever read
...touching, tender, always funny, I laughed out loud, almost peed myself, and cried...
...Ive recommended it to everyone I know. Now Im recommending it to people I dont know
...when I finished the book I actually shed a few tears because I was so sorry the story had ended...
Just read it. You wont find a story like it.
