Автор: Editors of Portable Press Название: Dad Jokes Daily Calendar 2020 ISBN: 1684128358 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781684128358 Издательство: Неизвестно Рейтинг: Цена: 13790.00 T Наличие на складе: Невозможна поставка. Описание: A year's worth of jokes to make every dad the king of guffaws, groans, and chuckles in your house Help is on the way for dads everywhere who are in need of groaners, puns, and one-liners to expand their jokeabulary. Each page of this daily desktop calendar includes a joke that will make people guffaw (or cringe) when Dad enters the room with his newest zinger, such as...
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree? A: "It's been nice gnawing you."
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house, but the kids still get in.
Wife: I thought we agreed on three beers and be home by ten. Husband: I'm sorry, honey, I always get those two mixed up.
Автор: Malcolm Trisha, The Editors of Vogue Knitting Maga Название: Vogue Knitting Quick Reference: The Ultimate Portable Knitting Compendium ISBN: 1931543127 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781931543125 Издательство: Неизвестно Цена: 18350.00 T Наличие на складе: Невозможна поставка. Описание: This indispensable, exciting spiral-bound encyclopedia fits right into a purse or knitting bag and answers every question. Easy to follow instructions, diagrams, and illustrations fill every page. "The best tips from Vogue's Ultimate Knitting...in a compact spiral-bound volume." --Family Circle Homecrafts. "Filled with information.... Truly portable."--Detroit News & Free Press.
Автор: Editors of Portable Press Название: Mom Jokes ISBN: 1684129524 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781684129522 Издательство: Неизвестно Рейтинг: Цена: 11950.00 T Наличие на складе: Невозможна поставка. Описание: Mom needs some humor in her life...even though being a super-mom is serious business Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together--at least on the surface Mom Jokes is a family-friendly collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as...
There's nothing like Mom's home cooking, which my kids will someday be able to replicate perfectly because this meal came out of a can.
Q: How are moms like John Lennon? A: All they are saying is give peas a chance.
If the universe didn't want us to drink, it wouldn't have invented kids. Or alcohol.
From family life and the daily grind to food and entertainment, these one-liners, puns, texts, memes, hilarious lists, historical quotes, and real-life tweets will be appreciated by moms everywhere.
Автор: Editors of Portable Press Название: The Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever! ISBN: 1684129419 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781684129416 Издательство: Неизвестно Рейтинг: Цена: 7920.00 T Наличие на складе: Невозможна поставка. Описание: Turn Halloween from scary to silly with hundreds of kid-friendly jokes Get ready for Halloween with more than 945 brand-new Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, and one-liners. The Spookiest Tricks & Treats Joke Book Ever contains all types of kid-friendly jokes that are perfect to tell while trick-or-treating or at a spooky party. Whether your kids prefer to dress up as monsters or superheroes, they'll laugh out loud at jokes such as... Q: What did one zombie say to the other zombie? A: "Get a life " Q: Where do mummies go for pizza? A: Pizza Tut Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed the clock? A: He got ticks.
Казахстан, 010000 г. Астана, проспект Туран 43/5, НП2 (офис 2) ТОО "Логобук" Тел:+7 707 857-29-98 ,+7(7172) 65-23-70 www.logobook.kz
