World`s Dirtiest Jokes, Comedy Mad

Medical Problem
A man says to his doctor, You gotta help me, doc
The doctor says, Whats your problem?
The guy replies, Every morning I wake up with my morning flagpole, so I give the missus a quick one, then go to work. On the way to work, I car pool with the next door neighbors wife, who gives me a blow job during the ride to work.
The doctor raises his eyebrows.
The man continues, Once I get to work, I do some work, but after about two hours, I go into the photocopy room and haveit off with the one of the young male interns in the office. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking. Later in the afternoon, I give it to the bosss wife, long and hard.
The doctors mouth falls open.
The man continues, Then I go home and slip the maid a few inches, and then at night I give the missus another screw.
Oh, I see, said the doctor, trying to maintain his composure. But what exactly is your problem?
The man says, Well, it hurts when I masturbate.