Cue your best eye roll, tired scoffs, and little chuckles as we unleash a serious amount of dad jokes on you.
Dad jokes are a nod to the nostalgic. You may have fond memories of your own dad telling you a cheesy joke during road trips or whenever you pass a certain landmark. Every time when you were young, you may have laughed so hard you had to change your pants, but as you grew, you got too "mature" for such childish games. But now, when you are facing the stress of life, and things have gotten harder, you are ready to return to a simpler kind of humor. One that reeks of your childhood and simpler times. Or maybe you are one of the lucky ones that have never lost the innocent joy of childhood, and a well-timed silly joke has always continued to inspire a simple smile or a belly full of laughs. You escaped the trap of "growing up" and growing out of the beauty of a good dad joke.
No matter who you are or where you are from, dad jokes are an innocent (sometimes) joke delivered in just the right way, and at just the wrong-ish time, so that everyone around you either rolls their eyes and sighs, or giggles with delight. And chances are, if you delivered it well, even those rolling their eyes at you are secretly rolling with laughter on the inside. Dad jokes are just that good. So if you are ready to dive into the wonderful world of gross bathroom humor, lame jokes, and ridiculous play on words, you are ready to break open 2,000 Dad Jokes.
When you first begin this mini-novel of humor and delight, you will notice the beginning offers you several suggestions on how to deliver a successful dad joke. Do not stress about memorizing all of the beauties written out here for you. Instead, gather the group of the ones that get you laughing, practice the tips on delivery, and then watch people roll their eyes in delight and disdain at you
Some of the delights you can expect to experience in the following pages include:
A little background on where dad jokes came from.
Clarification on what makes a dad joke and how it is delivered.
Tips on how to authentically deliver a dad joke to an admiring crowd (or at least a captivated audience that has no choice but to listen to your silly pun.)
Over 250 funny puns and plays on words
Over 330 Questions with the perfect dad approved answers that are sure to garner a few smiles and a lot of sad sighs.
An entire anthology on humor inspired by your bathroom habits. Poop, pee, and farts are all fair game
Over 320 jokes sure to get laugh or two.
Over 120 silly stories that you can just picture your dad or grandpa telling at the dinner table, while your teenagers roll their eyes in discomfort, your little ones laugh hysterically, and the grown up's chuckle after a long scoff.
And much, much more
Scroll to the top of the page and click the "Add to Cart" button
Автор: Savage (Harold Leland Goodwin) Blake Название: Rip Foster In Ride The Gray Planet ISBN: 9353440610 ISBN-13(EAN): 9789353440619 Издательство: Неизвестно Рейтинг: Цена: 13110.00 T Наличие на складе: Невозможна поставка. Описание: This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING
If you want to have a good time no matter your age, then keep reading.
This kids' book is a collection of more than 300 brain teasing riddles, trick questions and puzzles for kids. Their purpose is to make children think and stretch their minds. They are designed to test logic, lateral thinking as well as memory and to engage the brain in seeing patterns and connections between different things and circumstances.
What makes this book different? Here are some of the chapters included in the book.
Easy Riddles
No More Mr. Nice Riddles
Twisty, Tricky, Long Riddles
Top 20 Trick Questions
And much more
These brain teasers will challenge the wits of children of different age groups and we promise that adults will enjoy them as much as their kids will A friendly warning for the parents to keep in mind; don't be surprised if your kids outsmart you
Also, I added a couple of Bonus Chapters of my books "Dad Jokes: More Than 1000 Terribly Amusing Puns That Will Make You Laugh" and "Knock Knock Jokes: Hilarious Jokes for Kids" I hope you enjoy them
Scroll to the top of the page and click the "Add to Cart" button
