Loved Mars, Hated the Food, Handler Willie

Автор: Handler, Chelsea
Название: Are You There Vodka? It`s Me, Chelsea
ISBN: 0099515024 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780099515029
Издательство: Random House - Penguin
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Описание: Whether she is being dry-humped by a sumo masseur, dumped by her Big Red experiment or kicked out of a London restaurant with her pants down, Chelsea is always armed with an unshakeable disregard for rules and is incapable of leading a quiet life. Are You There Vodka?

Автор: Robinson Louis William
Название: Fido Fundamentals in Dog Obedience: USAF K-9 Handler Training Guide for Pet Dogs
ISBN: 0998156809 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780998156804
Издательство: Неизвестно
Цена: 14910.00 T
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Описание: What happens when a Veteran K-9 Handler creates a dog training company that caters to pet owners? You get this book. I provide theory as well as techniques that have been scientifically proven, not only the field but in everyday life. These are some of the same theories and methods used by the United States Military to train our K-9 warriors the basics needed to have a great dog. Everyone will benefit from this book it is written with both pet owners and professional dog trainers in mind.The methods in this book can be applied to all dogs of any age and any breed. All types and styles of training are covered as well as when and how to use them. This book is a great supplement to any training program you are currently using and will dramatically increase your response rate. I teach all of my students the basics so they can really learn what drives their dog and how it relates to training and behavior modification. There are 2 tests included, 7 forms to track your training progress and an easy to follow 6 week curriculum to use as a guideline for your training. The book covers Positive Training and Negative Reinforcement, Training Equipment, Name Recognition, Potty Training, Crate Training, Drop It, Come, Sit, Heel, Heel Stationary, Marching Drills, Down, Stay, Advanced Stay, Long Leash Obedience, Off Leash Training, Hand Signals, Place, Nipping (no biting), Jumping, Speak, Quiet, Retrieving Objects, Away, Leave It, Alarm Clock, Running on a treadmill, Relax, Separation Anxiety, Submissive Urination, Excitement Urination, Marking, Juvenile Destruction, Incontinence problems, Boredom, Aggression, Alpha confusion, Reward Schedules and a lot more.

Автор: Handler, Chelsea
Название: Are You There Vodka? It`s Me Chelsea
ISBN: 0434017663 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780434017669
Издательство: Random House - Penguin
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Описание: Life isn`t easy for Chelsea - but then she doesn`t make it easy. She recalls her myriad embarrassments, trials and tribulations - like the time she told some girls at school that she was shooting movies with Goldie Hawn on location in the Galapagos, or when she decided to broaden her sexual horizons with `Big Red`.

Автор: Stacey Lyndon
Название: Nothing but Lies: A British Police Dog-Handler Mystery
ISBN: 184751538X ISBN-13(EAN): 9781847515384
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Описание: Third in the exciting new mystery series featuring ex-police dog handler Daniel Whelan

Daniel's ex-colleague, police officer Joey Matsuki, has asked for his help. Joey is concerned for the safety of his fianc e, Tami, who has reported sightings of a sinister, hoodie-clad figure lurking in the area. Joey fears the involvement of a notorious local criminal recently released from prison. But with nothing concrete to go on and police resources scarce, he's asked Daniel to keep an eye on Tami on his behalf.

Working undercover as Tami's temporary horsebox driver, Daniel soon begins to believe there may be more to the situation than meets the eye. As he questions Tami's friends and neighbours, it becomes clear that something is not quite right. There are things people aren't telling him; small but significant incidents that can't be explained.

Events take a tragic turn when there is a fatal hit-and-run incident. But was it really an accident - and could Tami herself have been the intended target?

Автор: Phil Handler, Henry Mares, Ian Williams
Название: Landmark Cases in Criminal Law
ISBN: 1849466890 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781849466899
Издательство: Bloomsbury Academic
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Описание: Criminal cases raise difficult normative and legal questions, and are often a consequence of compelling human drama. In this collection, expert authors place leading cases in criminal law in their historical and legal contexts, highlighting their significance both in the past and for the present. The cases in this volume range from the fifteenth to the twenty-first century. Many of them are well known to modern criminal lawyers and students; others are overlooked landmarks that deserve reconsideration. The essays, often based on extensive and original archival research, range over a wide spectrum of criminal law, covering procedure and doctrine, statute and common law, individual offenses, and general principles. Together, the essays explore common themes, including the scope of criminal law and criminalisation, the role of the jury, and the causes of change in criminal law. "Focusing on sixteen cases over a 500 year period, this fascinating collection by leading legal historians and criminal lawyers offers important insights into the role of judges, juries and jurists in developing English criminal law. While contributing to contemporary debates about key aspects of criminal doctrine, these essays also illuminate the law's response in different eras to new political and moral challenges, by offering the reader a series of rich and detailed contextual studies of how contentious cases came to court and how they were perceived by participants inside and outside the courtroom. Thought-provoking, insightful and entertaining, these essays will be read with much pleasure." --Michael Lobban, Professor of Legal History, London School of Economics (Series: Landmark Cases) Subject: Criminal Law, Legal History]

Автор: Handler Chelsea
Название: Life Will Be the Death of Me: . . . and you too!
ISBN: 1684119871 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781684119875
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Цена: 18200.00 T
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#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER - The funny, sad, super-honest, all-true story of Chelsea Handler's year of self-discovery--featuring a nerdily brilliant psychiatrist, a shaman, four Chow Chows, some well-placed security cameras, various family members (living and departed), friends, assistants, and a lot of edibles

A SKIMM READS PICK - "This will be one of your favorite books of all time."--Amy Schumer

In a haze of vape smoke on a rare windy night in L.A. in the fall of 2016, Chelsea Handler daydreams about what life will be like with a woman in the White House. And then Donald Trump happens. In a torpor of despair, she decides that she's had enough of the privileged bubble she's lived in--a bubble within a bubble--and that it's time to make some changes, both in her personal life and in the world at large.

At home, she embarks on a year of self-sufficiency--learning how to work the remote, how to pick up dog shit, where to find the toaster. She meets her match in an earnest, brainy psychiatrist and enters into therapy, prepared to do the heavy lifting required to look within and make sense of a childhood marked by love and loss and to figure out why people are afraid of her. She becomes politically active--finding her voice as an advocate for change, having difficult conversations, and energizing her base. In the process, she develops a healthy fixation on Special Counsel Robert Mueller and, through unflinching self-reflection and psychological excavation, unearths some glittering truths that light up the road ahead.

Thrillingly honest, insightful, and deeply, darkly funny, Chelsea Handler's memoir keeps readers laughing, even as it inspires us to look within and ask ourselves what really matters in our own lives.

Praise for Life Will Be the Death of Me

"You thought you knew Chelsea Handler--and she thought she knew herself--but in her new book, she discovers that true progress lies in the direction we haven't been."--Gloria Steinem

"I always wondered what it would be like to watch Chelsea Handler in session with her therapist. Now I know."--Ellen DeGeneres

"I love this book not just because it made me laugh or because I learned that I feel the same way about certain people in politics as Chelsea does. I love this book because I feel like I finally really got to know Chelsea Handler after all these years. Thank you for sharing, Chelsea "--Tiffany Haddish

Автор: Handler Willie
Название: Loved Mars, Hated the Food
ISBN: 1949645479 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781949645477
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Dix Jenner, a self-proclaimed slacker, is the first chef to live--and maybe die--on Mars. After an explosion kills his colony companions and leaves him with nothing but his spacesuit, his time on the faraway planet is about to expire...until he's rescued by friendly Martians and opens a cafe--who knew Martians loved espresso?

Unfortunately, his success attracts the attention of the corrupt and narcissistic Martian Grand Leader. Forced to run to avoid being imprisoned, Dix gets lucky: a NASA rescue mission lands on Mars. But seeing it brings back the dark secret he's been keeping from himself about the colony's explosion, and now Dix must choose between returning to Earth or spending the rest of his life in a cell on the dusty red planet where he belongs.