Razor Wire Pubic Hair, Mellick Carlton III

Автор: Mellick Iii, Carlton
Название: Stacking doll
ISBN: 1621052656 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052654
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For almost 20 years, Carlton Mellick III has been writing some of the strangest and most compelling novels the bizarro fiction genre has to offer. Described as one of the top 40 science-fiction writers under the age of 40 by The Guardian and "one of the most original novelists working today" by extreme horror legend Edward Lee. In his 56^th book, Mellick has created a surreal love story that explores the ugly and beautiful nature of relationships.

Stacking Doll is the story of Benjamin Hammond, a young man who is in love with a Russian nesting doll. But in this world, nesting dolls are not just antique wooden toys. They are a race of people known as Matryoshkans, a subspecies of human who are born with a very peculiar abnormality--they have a collection of smaller people living inside of them.

Benjamin never thought he'd ever fall in love with anyone, let alone a Matryoshkan, but from the moment he met Ynaria he knew she was the only one for him. Although relationships between humans and Matryoshkans are practically unheard of, the two are determined to get married despite objections from their friends and family. After meeting Ynaria's strict conservative parents, it becomes clear to Benjamin that the only way they will approve of their union is if they undergo The Trial--a matryoshkan wedding tradition where couples lock themselves in a house for several days in order to introduce each other to all of the people living inside of them.

No human has ever gone through The Trial before, so Benjamin has no idea what's in store for him. He assumes that he'll love each of Ynaria's inner selves just as much as he loves her, but as she peels off her layers he realizes that each one is more neurotic and difficult to deal with than the last. And if they're ever going to be together, Benjamin must fall in love with each and every one of his fianc 's inner personalities, no matter how strange or disturbing they turn out to be.

From the author of Quicksand House and The Terrible Thing That Happens, comes yet another one-of-a-kind bizarro story that only Wonderland Award-winning cult author Carlton Mellick III could tell.

Автор: Mellick, Carlton, Iii
Название: Spider bunny
ISBN: 1621052311 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052319
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Автор: Mellick Iii, Carlton Donihe, Kevin L.
Название: Ocean of lard
ISBN: 0976249820 ISBN-13(EAN): 9780976249825
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Цена: 20830.00 T
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Описание: You're on the run from the cops and need a place to disappear somehow. Luckily you happen across a secret ocean in the middle of Wyoming. An undiscovered world of zombies and pirates that, according to maps, couldn't possibly exist. But here it is, a vast white sea that is made of some kind of greasy blubber substance instead of water.

Автор: Mellick III Carlton
Название: Mouse Trap
ISBN: 1621052796 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052791
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Автор: Mellick III Carlton
Название: Exercise Bike
ISBN: 1621052222 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052227
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Автор: Mellick Carlton III
Название: The Steel Breakfast Era: A Postmodern Zombie Novel
ISBN: 1621050378 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621050377
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Цена: 19610.00 T
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Автор: Mellick Iii, Carlton
Название: Kill ball
ISBN: 162105053X ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621050537
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Автор: Mellick III Carlton
Название: Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes
ISBN: 1621052214 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052210
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Описание: Explores the relationships between the built environment and public health and presents an action plan for a healthier city. The book analyses Nashville, Tennessee, using the "transect", an urban planning model central to the New Urbanist and smart growth movements. By considering the seven "transect zones" the book provides a diagnosis of the health-promoting and health-defeating aspects of each.

Автор: Mellick Carlton III
Название: The Morbidly Obese Ninja
ISBN: 1936383578 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781936383573
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Цена: 17150.00 T
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Автор: Mellick Carlton III
Название: Apeshit
ISBN: 1621050416 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621050414
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Цена: 19610.00 T
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Описание: Friday the 13th meets Visitor Q.

Apeshit is Mellick's love letter to the great and terrible B-horror movie genre. Six trendy teenagers (three cheerleaders and three football players) go to an isolated cabin in the mountains for a weekend of drinking, partying, and crazy sex, only to find themselves in the middle of a life and death struggle against a horribly mutated psychotic freak that just won't stay dead. Mellick parodies this horror clich and twists it into something deeper and stranger. It is the literary equivalent of a grindhouse film. It is a splatter punk's wet dream. It is perhaps one of the most fucked up books ever written.

If you are a fan of Takashi Miike, Evil Dead, early Peter Jackson, or Eurotrash horror, then you must read this book.

Автор: Mellick Iii, Carlton
Название: Faggiest vampire
ISBN: 1933929804 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781933929804
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Автор: Mellick III Carlton
Название: The Big Meat
ISBN: 1621052486 ISBN-13(EAN): 9781621052487
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Цена: 19610.00 T
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From the godfather of bizarro fiction, Carlton Mellick III, award-winning author of Quicksand House and Cuddly Holocaust, comes a "kaiju" tribute novel that explores the surreal aftermath of a giant monster attack.

The creature was finally dead. After months of fighting it, trying desperately to stop it as it rampaged across the American countryside, turning city after city into a landscape of rubble, we finally managed to beat the damned thing. We actually saved the human species. We survived.

But the corpse still lingers.

In the center of the city once known as Portland, Oregon, there lies a mountain of flesh. Hundreds of thousands of tons of rotting flesh. It has filled the city with disease and dead-lizard stench, contaminated the water supply with its greasy putrid fluids, clogged the air with toxic gasses so thick that you can't leave your house without the aid of a gas mask. And no one really knows quite what to do about it. A thousand-man demolition crew has been trying to clear it out one piece at a time, but after three months of work they've barely made a dent. And then there's the junkies who have started burrowing into the monster's guts, searching for a drug produced by its fire glands, setting back the excavation even longer.

It seems like the corpse will never go away. And with the quarantine still in place, we're not even allowed to leave. We're stuck in this disgusting rotten hell forever.

The Big Meat is a gut-wrenching, nerve-squirming survival story of loss, addiction, and claustrophobia.